Monday, December 3, 2012

M-Day Countdown Day 2: Dec 2

Random thought: Elaine, was gone for 2 weeks. It is not good for man to be alone in a new home he doesn't know how to relate to yet. I'm not trying to be morbid but in general as great things start to get close your brain starts to (in it's imagination) sabotage it somehow. Even though the chances of a plane crashing is extremely low (I'm not sure what the percentage works out to but out of 31,755,000 flights per year only 47 accidents) your mind always feel like there's signifcant risk - so just in case Elaine didn't make it back I kept all her texts and emails. Hey, she suggested the idea of not making it back first. But she's back safe and sound so I deleted the texts - my phone has limited capacity so I need the space. 

M-day Advent Calendar Day 2:



When I open up Day 2 to see what lies inside, I find:

Physicalities: naturally occurring bodily imperfections found on me (different from the self or otherwise environmentally afflicted ones):

-sweaty feet
-snore (near sleep apnea - I did a take home test once and they said I didn't have it but I swear I do)
-hole not in my left ear but just outside it
-the set of bones (tibula and fibula) protrude to the outside of my legs creating a bowed look. 
-sparse head hair
-hair on butt
-vision obstructing mongoloid eyelids
-unibrow
-cancerous looking mole on posterior side of right forearm - with mutant hairs
-albino mole on right side of back with one mutant hair
-random 2 hairs on left shoulder
-mutant hair on right clavicle
-15-20 random dark hairs on either cheek
-ingrown nail on both big toes
-callus causing protrusion on outside of both big toes
-spine slightly curved to left (although this may be of my doing)

-spine too far curved to the anterior of body
-bad vision
-2 hairs on right side right below ribcage
-lopsided head
-weird stray darkies on my biceps

  




4 comments:

justinhong said...

everyone has hair on their butt.

justinhong said...

everyone has hair on their butt.

Dave Kim said...

not like me, you wanna see.

Dave Kim said...

let me help you understand. it's like neanderthal, like just those hairs didnt evolve.

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